This weekend my in-laws came and spent two days with us. We had a great time with them as they provided free food, free babysitting, and just their general good vibes ????
Saturday morning, I was the last one up. I came out still half asleep, squeezed by the air mattress and plopped into the recliner.
Leann came up and handed me my coffee and squeezed into the couch.
Leann: “So…” (in a very serious, conspiratorial tone) “Guess what Jack and Matt talked to Coco about this morning?”
My forehead slips back into my head. Eyebrows shoot up. Suddenly I’m wide awake.
Me: “Sex? God? Death???!!!”
Startled, awkward pause.
Leann: “No! Disneyland! Good grief, Hill!”