I’m sort of a high-maintenance gal. My skin is sensitive–so I have to be careful with what I put on it. My feet are enormously wide–so not just any shoe will do. My body needs coffee–but it has to be really, really good coffee. I know I am high maintenance. I own that.… Read More »
The other day we were flipping through channels and happened upon a Jersey-oriented reality show. I don’t know what they call it these days as there are now so many spinoffs revolving around Snooki, The Situation, and a host of other tan, blinged-out, obnoxious individuals from Jersey. This particular one featured a pregnant Snooki looking… Read More »
Well, I made it. I survived the five hour car ride by myself with both kids. Phew. Chaucer did almost give me a heart-attack, but that’s another story. The important thing is, we made it. We survived the trip. And we had a lot of fun. I love spending time with my big fat non-Greek… Read More »
I’m really behind in posting Christmas pictures. That’s mostly cause I checked out over break–and also got so overwhelmed with all the choices of what to post. Too many good things. But today, I decided I’m just gonna give you my favorite part of our three week break. There will always be time to post… Read More »
The first time mom is better than the second time mom…I’m just gonna let that sit with you for a minute. That’s right. I’m positive I was a better mom to my first-born infant than to my second-born infant. The first time around, I paid attention. I hit the books, I read the labels, I… Read More »
It’s a good thing I have RA, folks. Otherwise I would have made ya’ll look bad with my mad homemaking schools. The RA slows me down, and therefore, takes me out of the competition. Because the world only needs one Martha Stewart. Or at least that’s what God told me. A few years ago (seriously,… Read More »
1. The two or three days leading up to the sickness your child will sport an extra stink in their step. Both literally and figuratively. 2. You will wonder if the child is entering a phase more horrible and fierce than anything you have previously encountered. 3. Your mom will suggest “Maybe she’s getting sick,”… Read More »
I should probably be careful about saying this. After all, I live in a world–country–town, that is obsessed with being healthy (and yet we are the fattest people alive, go figure). Anyways, a pet peeve that I have and maybe shouldn’t have is for people who are health nuts. I’m not talking about people who… Read More »
You punch them in the face. You say something smart like, “They might be fat now, but you’ll always be ugly.” You find their longest nose hair and yank it. You hire a gangsta to fill-in-the-blank. Or you laugh it off. Then get irritated. And then blog about it. *ahem* Now I have your attention,… Read More »
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