She’s lives across the street from you. She’s a member of the PTA. You sit behind her in church every Sunday and tack her Christmas card on your fridge every year. You love to hate her. You love to plot her demise. Someday, it’s all gonna fall apart, she’ll see. Someday, one of those perfectly… Read More »
1. The two or three days leading up to the sickness your child will sport an extra stink in their step. Both literally and figuratively. 2. You will wonder if the child is entering a phase more horrible and fierce than anything you have previously encountered. 3. Your mom will suggest “Maybe she’s getting sick,”… Read More »
Greetings. It’s time for Fascinating Friday and I’m afraid I’m a bit of an Eeyore today, meaning, I don’t really want to post a bunch of links to other blogs. I wanna change it up and dish you something different. I’m gonna share some of the fascinating things that are said in my household. Ready?… Read More »
I am downtrodden. I am fatigued. I am drained… By the two and a half year old that I birthed. Why is it hard to believe that something so infuriating, so obstinate, so—aggravating…came OUT of me??! I mean, it hurt. Right?? My mom shrugs and says this is what she cursed wished upon me. (And then she… Read More »
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