Do you like your kids? I mean, do you think that they’re really fun people to hang out with? Are you in love with them? Of course you LOVE your kid. There are some creepy, horrible mothers out there who do not love their children. Flip on the news and you will see sad stories… Read More »
I stood in line sweating. My basket full of goodies weighed down by the one really important piece. Do I buy it? Do I shackle myself to this hideous thing? “I’m buying this for my daughter. She’s gonna wear it every day and I will hate it.” I said to the cashier. She just laughed.… Read More »
We were out last week–bumping along the freeway to the melodic smell of dairy after dairy and crop after crop. Makes for an interesting game of “who done it” now that the kiddies are interested in all things poop and fart. “Was it…Daddy??!!” nope. “Was it…Chaucer?!!” nope. “Was it…Coco?!!” nope. “But Mommy doesn’t toot. Ever.… Read More »
I kinda hate summer. Not gonna lie. I’ve never really been a fan of heat, shorts, or public pools. Even as a little kid I always preferred the structure of fall and winter to the supposed freedom of summer. What a strange child I was. I’m still strange, and the reasons for disliking this miserable… Read More »
Hi all. I don’t feel good. I want to punch my rheumatoid arthritis in the face. I hate starting the day feeling like crap. I hate waking up and needing to thaw out the stiffness before I can even brush my teeth. It’s lame. That being said, I don’t want you all to think I’m… Read More »
So…we don’t have a whole lot of room in our apartment. And we don’t have a lot of money. We decided to think outside of the box this year for our Christmas tree. Coco and I went outside and scavenged around for a branch. We found a nice, scraggly one and plucked all of the… Read More »
Hi guys! Today, I am not here. But I am somewhere else. (Husband, stay out of this with your weird space-time philosophizing. I don’t really wanna get in a discussion of where I am, how I know, what it is to be, blah blah blah). Sorry, had to take care of that bit of housekeeping… Read More »
Hey hey hey! Guess what? Guess what? Today, on this most Fascinating of Fridays, I have a GUEST BLOGGER for you. That’s right. I’m that cool now…Finally cool enough to have someone else write for me. This is what important people do: they get someone else to do their work for them. And then they… Read More »
Greetings. It’s time for Fascinating Friday and I’m afraid I’m a bit of an Eeyore today, meaning, I don’t really want to post a bunch of links to other blogs. I wanna change it up and dish you something different. I’m gonna share some of the fascinating things that are said in my household. Ready?… Read More »
So…Did you notice how last Friday I didn’t post anything? I’m off the hook, right? I doubt more than four of you noticed. If even that many. Anyways, this week I have a few things worthy of your time. (Not that I didn’t last week–I was just too out of it.) First off, I’ve been… Read More »
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