Category Archives: Dont call my kid fat

Breaking My Own Rules

The other day we were flipping through channels and happened upon a Jersey-oriented reality show. I don’t know what they call it these days as there are now so many spinoffs revolving around Snooki, The Situation, and a host of other tan, blinged-out, obnoxious individuals from Jersey. This particular one featured a pregnant Snooki looking… Read More »

Anal Retentive

I remember that when I started potty-training and set the precedence of rewarding Coco for doing her business I worried that I would have to give her M’n’M’s until kindergarten. I wasn’t sure when the process would cease to be a reward program and evolve into a private matter. I doubt that anybody really remembers… Read More »