The other day we were flipping through channels and happened upon a Jersey-oriented reality show. I don’t know what they call it these days as there are now so many spinoffs revolving around Snooki, The Situation, and a host of other tan, blinged-out, obnoxious individuals from Jersey. This particular one featured a pregnant Snooki looking… Read More »
Unwanted advice from strangers. This starts happening as soooooon as anyone knows you’re pregnant. “Sleep with your legs in the air. Then you’ll have a boy.” “Your hips are really wide. You must be having a girl. Make sure you wear lots of makeup cause they’ll suck the beauty right out of you!” (Yes, I… Read More »
I remember that when I started potty-training and set the precedence of rewarding Coco for doing her business I worried that I would have to give her M’n’M’s until kindergarten. I wasn’t sure when the process would cease to be a reward program and evolve into a private matter. I doubt that anybody really remembers… Read More »
You punch them in the face. You say something smart like, “They might be fat now, but you’ll always be ugly.” You find their longest nose hair and yank it. You hire a gangsta to fill-in-the-blank. Or you laugh it off. Then get irritated. And then blog about it. *ahem* Now I have your attention,… Read More »
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