Yep, I'm another wife/mommy blogger who feels the need to share with the cyber world the scoop on my fascinating life. I'm quirky and cynical. You have been warned.

“Negotiations” from a six-year-oldNov 12th

So today is Coco’s sixth birthday. Cue the weeping and “time goes too fast” sentiments. I’m pretty stoked at how this little girl is turning out. I don’t mean to brag, but I’m gonna brag. This girl has a lot going for her. I mean, the fact that she was able to bypass the Elsa […]

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The Perfect Latch At All TimesNov 06th

Today I have a post that is sponsored by a really cool company that saved my butt a few times these past few weeks: Munchkin. You guys. I’ve been SO SICK. For like, three weeks. Bronchitis is an evil fiend when you’re a mom of three. I mean, it’s pretty evil to anyone, but I like […]

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Why I Love Babyganics + $100 Giveaway!Oct 16th

I guess I’m what you would call a veteran mom. I already had two kids and learned the ropes before this third baby. Right? Meh. While I am definitely more comfortable with some things, like breastfeeding, I am just as much of a newbie when it comes to understanding this new little creature in our home. […]

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#gratefulmomOct 09th

Now that I am a mom to three tiny humans, people are always telling me how busy and challenging my life must be.  I’ll admit, it’s pretty nice to be able to pull the overwhelmed-mom card now and then. I can blame my mood swings, messy house, and burnt dinner on this “trying” phase of life. […]

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My Red StaplerOct 07th

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted. Fortunately, I have a surplus of spam comments telling me what a superb job I’m doing on this ‘website.’ Sometimes spam is nice. Sometimes, it’s nice to have an unknown, foreign body telling you that everything you’re doing is awesome. Even if you know it’s total crap. I take […]

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Just Call Me A CowSep 04th

Its a funny thing. When you’re extremely pregnant all you can think about is what it would be like to feel normal again. The last two months of my pregnancy I felt like a cow. A cow with heartburn. My belly was huge. My boobs were huge–and leaking–and I fought the urge to moo (and/or […]

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What I ForgotSep 01st

You know, it might be the most cliche thing in the book for me to write this post. Maybe it will bore you. Guess what? I don’t care. You see, even though this is my THIRD baby, there has been a major learning curve. The gap between Chaucer and Tennyson is almost four years. There […]

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Got Your Back+ $150 GiveawayAug 28th

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf SIMPLR™. I’ve gotten so many wonderful things out of blogging. I get free products, I get money from time to time, I get awesome opportunities, and I get great friendships. But the thing that I get right here on this blog that always blows me […]

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Change is ExhaustingAug 27th

You guys. I am SO not ready to be doing real life stuff yet. If I could, I would sit in my recliner (my spot), in my pajamas, all day long. I would nurse Tenny, hold him, and just wait for him to poop. Because that’s pretty much what he does all day long. Also […]

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Our Angry CatAug 25th

**I love my cat, but she’s kind of been a stinker since we brought a baby home. That’s why I was thrilled at the opportunity to try out Fancy Feast® Broths as a part of this sponsored post program. So I finally finished my birth story and I promised to get back into blogging. You know–back […]

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The Birth Story: Part 3Aug 21st

You guys! I am so sorry for the ridiculous delay in posting the third and final part of my birth story. Lets blame it on exhaustion, recovering from surgery, and an adorable distraction that makes me just want to snuggle all day long. Oh, and school started, so there’s that too. Anyways. Here is the […]

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The Birth Story: Part TwoAug 13th

So…are you ready for the rest of the story? Let’s see…I think I left off with the bliss of feeling the epidural kick in, right? Right. I had an epidural for my first baby. I had no idea what real labor was with her, so I cannot say that I fully appreciated the majesty of […]

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The Birth Story: Part OneAug 10th

Hi guys. I had a baby two weeks ago. An amazing, sweet, delicious baby boy. If you follow me on Instagram you’ll see for yourself that he is just the absolute, most perfect newborn ever. I had things planned ahead. Like, I would blog my birth story, and throw up some funny labor/delivery posts. Maybe even […]

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How to Simplify Beach TripsAug 01st

It’s summer, you want to go to the beach with your kids, but you know it’s a hassle. Today I’d love to share some of the things I’ve learned that really help simplify our beach trips. We go weekly, and I like to think I have it down to a science. 1.) Antibacterial wipes.   […]

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Sorry I’m Still PregnantJul 21st

Guys, I’m getting into that late pregnancy funk. The kind where all you can think about is getting the baby out and nothing else matters. Every twinge, every spasm makes me pull out my phone and check the clock. So annoying, because there are lots of twinges and spasms. Also, I feel as if I’m […]

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Nursery Sneak Peek!Jul 14th

  This shop is part of a social shopper marketing insight campaign with Pollinate Media Group® and Playtex, but all my opinions are my own. #pmedia #RefreshYourNursery  http://my-disclosur.es/OBsstV Today I’d like to share some of the fruits of my nesting labor. No, no real labor going on over here. I haven’t peed my pants again, […]

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When Going Camping Makes You Want A DivorceJul 10th

**This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Wyndham Vacation Rentals. When you grow up in a household with six children you end up with a decent assortment of stories to tell. For instance, I could tell you about the time my younger brother’s finger fell off and my mom had to hold it […]

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Raising Compassionate KidsJul 08th

A few months back, I had one of those “aha” moments with God where a concept suddenly became real and imperative for me to understand. I don’t have these moments that often. I’d like to blame pregnancy, but the truth is I often am not quiet enough to hear myself think, let alone let God […]

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Five Fun Reads for Your WeekendJul 03rd

Well, the infamous 4th is almost upon us. I should be excited for the food. I should be excited for all the drunk-people watching. And I should be excited for the fireworks. Instead, I really just want to either go into labor (first choice) or settle in with a pint of Ben and Jerry’s and […]

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My Extraordinary KidJun 30th

I took my five-year-old daughter into Claire’s the other day. It was her first time. If you don’t know what Claire’s is, it’s basically accessory heaven for girly-girls. I remember discovering it when I was about twelve years-0ld and life was never the same after. I knew Coco would be impressed, but I had no […]

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