Wordful Wednesday

By | February 2, 2011

Well, last week I went all elitist with Wordful Wednesday. But it was my first one, and in my book, all good things begin with Shakespeare. And yes, if you plan to use that quote you MUST cite me. Got it?

So this week, I’m needing some laughs. And these quotes will balance out Bill’s genius with some good old fashioned lowball.

Dumb and Dumber

“We got no food, no jobs…OUR PET’S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!”
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“Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly get any dumber, you go and do something like this . . . And totally redeem yourself!”
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“You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?”
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“Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I’m supposed to be giving a lecture in twenty minutes, and my driver’s a bit lost.”
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“According to the map we’ve only gone four inches.”
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“Nice set of hooters you got there!”
“I beg your pardon?”
“The owls! They’re beautiful!”
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Welp, see ya later!

3 thoughts on “Wordful Wednesday

  1. parentingBYdummies

    Loved it. Your photos. So cute. So, how about that guest post spot. Wanna make an appearance at pBd on Friday? I know it’s short notice but if you want it, it’s yours! Director’s Cut is da bomb!


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