Well, I survived a week without my usual three cups of coffee a day. Cafe per diem. Heeeeeeey, you know what would be the coolest coffee shop name EVER??
You’re welcome. And no, you may not steal it. This blog is copyrighted now, so if I ever decide to open up my own shop I’m naming it Cafe Diem.
Anyways, I’ve lived the past week in a fog. I don’t know how or why people go off caffeine (I mean, I DO, but it sucks).
Caffeine was my guilty pleasure. Except there never really was any guilt. You know how much I love coffee. It was a part of me. And it still is, only I’ve switched to decaf, which is kind of a poser.
I’ve had a week to contemplate its worthlessness, so I thought I’d share it with you.
Why Decaf Is A Poser:
1.) It smells like coffee.